Christmas Joke: WHY CHICKENS DIE AT CHRISTMAS

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Well, there was an international conference of chickens to discuss why chickens had to be the victims of christmas festivity.
The chairman was so upset that he gutturally opined:
"Didn't humans see sheep, cow or other animals who have been everyday scapegoats? Why us!"
He broke down in tears. The chickens responded with restive gestures. Some chickens lost the fortitude to resist the flood of tears that welled up in their eyes.

One chicken shook his head and commented, "Nah! Sheep is no-go area. Jesus came for the sheep, he cannot allow any victimization of these sheep. We are done for!"
Their wailings intensified.

"How about goats?" One suggested. "Jesus didn't come for goats, did he? Christians don't slaughter goats for christmas. I think this global massacre of chickens didn't even have God's signature. Humans are just doing what they want." He slumped back into his seat and shook his thighs in suppressed rage.
"I think you have a point, sir." Another chicken voiced, "Jesus hates goats but loves sheep.

 He said he would separate the sheep from the goats and that the separated goats would gnash their teeth. But today, it is we, the chickens, that are gnashing our teeth... Erm sorry... Our beaks"

This input was cheered and valued. Perhaps the chickens now had the conviction that animal victimization during festivities was an extra-divine principle. If not, didn't God give Abraham a ram in place of isaac. Chickens had done no wrong throughout history. Why chickens? Why not goats, since Jesus had claimed sheep?

Silence swooped over the hall like a dove as the birds comtemplated their fate. But fluffs and shuffles broke the silence every now and again.

"I think we are wrong," An elderly chicken retorted, "If Jesus wasn't angry with Chickens, I think Peter must have been! It was a chicken that reported his betrayal to Jesus, can you all see!"
The chicken faces went  

Was that chicken high on demerol or something?" The chairman who had been silent spoke up, "Wetin consine animal with human affair kwa? Now he is not here to experience the pain of having a sharp knife slit our throats." He sobbed. The audience of chickens sobbed with him.
"I am so full of age now." He continued, "Very soon my throat will face the knife."
"Eww!" One chicken cried, "It's not about age, my lord. It's about weight. If you have weight, your own haf finish 

All the chickens began to check themselves for weights. Some soared and marked their lifts against others. The ones who could not meet high marks went sad and aggrieved, Majority of which were broilers. Obese broilers! Very soon their premonitions would come true.

Suddenly, they all listened intently. There was a stampede downstage and voices of men advanced. A door in the entrance yanked open and the chickens gave a loud cackle and scampered for refuge.

The Chairman called out, "Run for your lives, agents of Christmas are here!!!"
Pandemonium!
Blackout.

Source: Unknown

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